6/4/20

Human’s Tribune

Volume 2

Issue 4

Thursday, June 4, 2020

Thursdays

To me, Thursdays were always the most bland day. Everyone hates Mondays (obviously), Tuesdays aren’t much better. Wednesdays have hope in them, you’re almost done. Thursday is generally the day that I forget that there is an end to the week. Fridays are awesome (just ask Carl Azuz)!

The Sugar Glider

By Ember Hernandez


I have to admit, these furry little flyers are cute and sweet, and maybe you’d even like one as an addition for your family, (I know I do!) but here are some things you might need to know first.

1. They have a sweet tooth.

Sugar gliders in the wild have a natural sweet tooth and tend to drink nectar and eat tiny fruits. If you want to treat them, give these flying squirrels a grape or honeycomb. Too much sugar will put them on a crazy bend.

2. They need friends.

Sugar gliders are social creatures. It doesn’t matter if it’s a dog or a cat or even a turtle, they just need someone to play with.

3. They jump around.

Sugar gliders are very jumpy little marsupials. Once they’re awake, they’ll jump on you and zoom around and explore little crevices. You should at least devote one hour to play or cuddle with them.

Nonetheless, these cute little guys are adorable, are you should consider one. They live 10-15 years, so they are long term pets. And, they’re adorable!

Attention, all Parks & Recreation lovers!

By Ember Hernandez

If you watched the show, you might be excited to hear that there’s a special being made by the cast to raise COVID-19 funds! If you’re interested, check this out on Netflix. If you haven’t watched it, I suggest it but there is adult humor so check with your parents first.

Courthouse Closure

By Antoinette Durand

Our Courthouse closed at noon yesterday “to ensure adequate room and space available for protesters,” said County Sheriff Roger Scott.

Interesting Facts

By Antoinette Durand
NOTE: These facts come from a slide show I put together. These are the best facts. You can find the Interesting Facts Slideshow at the link.


-There are only three countries in the world that don’t use the metric system.


-Four babies are born every second.


-South Sudan is the youngest country (founded in 2011).


-It takes sixty-eight days to swim the Mississippi River.


-A coffee taster had his tongue insured for ten million dollars.


-Every Dutch police car has a teddy bear in it.


-Otters hold hands.


-May 29 is, “put your pillow on your fridge” day.


-A blue whale’s heart is more than five feet long.


Father’s Day Gifts: Personalized Edition


By Antoinette Durand

-Custom leather mouse pad


-Custom photograph puzzle


-Custom stamps


-Custom golf ball


-Personalized socks


Presidents You’ve Never Heard of: Millard Fillmore


By Antoinette Durand


Who is Millard Fillmore? I’ve honestly never heard of him. He’s not on a coin, and he’s almost lost to time. Fillmore is one of the men that history chooses not to celebrate. It’s amazing how we mourn and remember selectively. For every George Washington, there are probably four Chester Arthurs. Let’s remember Millard Fillmore, someone that no one really knows now.


Millard Fillmore was born in 1800 in New York. He fell in love with the teacher at his one room schoolhouse, Abigail Powers, and later married her.


In 1830, he moved to Buffalo, taking his Law business with him. In 1848, he was elected Vice President.


Fillmore signed the Fugitive Slave Act, unfortunately. During the Civil War, he opposed Lincoln.


Fillmore died in 1874.